Wednesday, January 11, 2012

"We Like Our Own Meat"

Tester's Carry On

If you see Sen. Jon Tester (D-MT) in an airport, the New York Times notes he "can often be found lugging an extra 40-pound roller bag, which he gingerly stuffs into the overhead bin. His precious cargo is neither briefing books nor an extra raincoat, but roasts, ribs, round steak and (his favorite) rib steak."

Said Tester: "Taking meat with us is just something that we do. We like our own meat."

"Just as some lawmakers cannot part with their pillow from home, the Testers do not like to leave their state without its meat, which they have been schlepping around the country for years, including to a family reunion in Hawaii."
Aways hungry
We're in heat
Never never
Never enough meat

4 comments:

  1. That's. Just. Weird.

    FGS, have a salad. Listen, it doesn't have to be all the time. Just once in awhile. Try it. You may poop more.

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  2. Poops Plenty, Thank You Editor:

    Prolly is good meat. Can't see Amy's salami being as sweet.

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