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Monday, November 14, 2011

Twirlin' Around In His Head

More reasons, just beyond (1:04), why this fucking corporate ninny would be headed down in polls even if he thought girls had cooties & had spent his entire life in a monastery until leaving to run for the presidency.

No help either:
Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

Chris Heath: Why is that?

Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]

Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?

Herman Cain: A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.
Nor is a manly man worried about heart disease. How much more stupidly stupid can or will he get?
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7 comments:

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard14 November, 2011 15:32

    A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

    What the hell is up with their constant insistence that vegetables are for lady-type persons?

    Shit, few foods beat a white slice with spinach, or a broccoli rabe and sausage slice.

    Cain wouldn't recognize a real pizza if he had one shoved up his ass.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©14 November, 2011 15:42

    He's just a looking for some babe to hold his sausage.
    ~

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard14 November, 2011 16:14

    Stuff twirlin' around in his head, like a toilet.

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  4. M. Bouffant14 November, 2011 19:07

    Man Dep't. Editor:

    We are the meat & taters type, but seeing this dope iterate it is getting irksome, although not enough to turn us into a sissy.

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  5. Substance McGravitas14 November, 2011 19:36

    Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

    Whether he is deep or his ideas are thin?

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  6. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©14 November, 2011 21:05

    The world is flat.
    ~

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  7. M. Bouffant16 November, 2011 20:49

    Geo-Editor:

    The world is flat.

    Is not. Mountains.

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