Thursday, November 17, 2011
Repress Yourself
We are wise to you: This is nothing but sexual sublimation. Please, if you're scared to "do it" w/ some disease-carrying germ-bag, just pound it in the privacy of your own home, & stop inflicting your perverted fantasies on us via your cooking & eating channels. Or wear a rubber & wash thoroughly, before & after!Also, look at the cute bunny-ears on the discount bread we purchased.
Why do cameras have a "food" setting which allows these repressed freaks to change the color? Stop enabling, camera manufacturers!
5 comments:
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Bagging on foodies and referencing bunny ears, huh?
ReplyDeleteYou can't crush my spirit, M. Bouffant, so quit trying.
See if I knit you any bunny ears for xmas. NO, I DON'T GIVE CASH AS GIFTS.
10¢ Psychology Editor:
ReplyDeleteDon't take it personally. This just represents how desperate we are for something to post that amuses us. (Of course, we are not amused unless we irritate someone.)
We're just trying to provide psychological assistance to the repressed & wretched of the earth. (Example: The foodie w/ whom we have vanilla sex every other wknd. or so.)
And c'mon, one would think "Hey, bunny ears!" about the cheap bread no matter what anyone's avatar was.
Bunnies! Which is the true velveeta color?
ReplyDeleteI know it's cause to mention word verifications, but mine was perfectly apt for your blog - "malcare."
I meant "gauche" to mention word verification. I think I had a brain fart.
ReplyDeleteFud Foto Editor:
ReplyDeletegauche to mention word verification
News to us & most who comment here. "Mal" we indeed are. But caring.
The middle one is the "white"/default setting. Top is most blue, & the bottom one most "red."
Not Velveeta®, by the way, but Kroger's Extra Sharp Cheddar, from Ralphs. ("Extra Sharp" means it has discernible flavor.) Velveeta®'s just for melting on burgers. Not a complete Philistine!