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Friday, October 21, 2011

Shame On You Cynics

Patriotic flag-humper that we are,
Note new paint job, &c., & faded colors.
we just had to take matters into our own hands, & despite what anonymous cynics thought, someone's in trouble:
Thank you for contacting Ralphs Grocery Company. We appreciate your concerns regarding our American flag at your local store. Store director Cesar Sanchez is aware of your concern. Cesar has placed an order for an American flag. If you have any further comments or concerns please do not hesitate to contact us at [REDACTED. Why would they make a link for a 'phone #? To highlight it, maybe?]. Thank you for your patronage and have a nice day.
Now we'll see if they continue to leave it up all night w/o illuminating it. Maybe we can get America-hater Cesar fired for hating America.

Yes, we're proud of ourself. This is the first meaningful thing we've accomplished besides getting out of bed before noon in about 10 yrs.
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4 comments:

  1. brutish21 October, 2011 17:07

    I get out of bed before noon every day, but I've never, ever shown the kind of patriotism you have displayed today. You are a hero and a national treasure, sir. You have stood up for God and country. I salute you!

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  2. M. Bouffant21 October, 2011 17:15

    Great American Editor:

    In other words, we're a big yet petty asshole, & proud of it!

    Gawd Bless America!!1!

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©22 October, 2011 09:01

    M. BOUFFANT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!
    ~

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  4. M. Bouffant26 October, 2011 19:00

    Maybe Not Editor:

    We were there just yesterday & the faded & frayed flag is still flying over the land of the impoverished, oppressed & fucked.

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