Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Equinoid Up-Date

Number of times Ann Coulter runs a hoof through her mane in an effort to get it out of her eyes: Four, in six minutes.And does anyone out there have any before & after photographic evidence of when she had those vacant soulless peepers tucked & rolled?

4 comments:

  1. I was hoping for a Neal Horsley post!

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  2. Somewhat Mulish Himself Editor:

    Is this close enough?

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  3. I thought M.B. had gone horseback riding, and took pictures!
    ~

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  4. Equine Editor:

    No horsing around since 1973, when the horse we were on tried to run under a low branch & knock us off. Didn't work.

    Didn't put us off horses either, just haven't been since 'cause we're cheap, lazy & no one's ever suggested it.

    (We wonder if Ann C. would try to throw us.)

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