Monday, October 24, 2011

Comic Timing

Wanna-be Hell's Angel Jay Leno opens the hole above that huge mutant chin of his:
Moments before two Love Ride participants were killed Sunday in a freeway traffic collision, the event’s grand marshal, “The Tonight Show” host Jay Leno, told a crowd of bikers that he wanted to see “somebody go down.”

“Every year, [the organizer] says ‘Drive safe,’” Leno told the crowd in kicking off the 28th annual Love Ride in Glendale. “I’m gonna say, ‘Don’t drive safe.’ I wanna see somebody go down. So it’ll be fun. I want it to be in front or behind me and see a whole row of bikes go down. Get drunk, fall off the road. We’ve all become too damn polite … we haven’t had one incident.”

About an hour later, Romarino Zeri, 51, of Los Angeles and Julie Cameron, 38, of Venice were killed when their motorcycle collided with a big rig on the Golden State (5) Freeway in Pacoima, officials said.

The big rig’s rear tires ran over the pair, whom paramedics pronounced dead at the scene, California Highway Patrol Officer José Barrios said.

Representatives for NBC-Universal and Leno did not respond to repeated requests for comment.
In other motorcycling news,
A Hells Angels motorcyclist who was killed in a collision with an East Bay Paratransit driver Saturday in San Leandro was identified Monday as 51-year-old George Lopez Jr. of Stockton.

The paratransit driver, 31-year-old Eddie Hall of Oakland, was arrested on suspicion of felony hit-and-run and murder after the collision on eastbound Interstate Highway 580 in San Leandro about 4 p.m.
You scooter trash aren't such hot shit on your two-wheel pee-pee substitutes, are you?

2 comments:

  1. Getting pulped by a semi isn't my idea of fun.

    See what happens when a middle-of-the-road hack tries to be "edgy"?

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  2. Edgy Ed.:

    Yeah, pulped skulls are much less collectible.

    But what, then, is your idea of "fun?"

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