Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Like A Pig*

Just around noon, the two Internet temperature advisors on the devil-box advise us it's either 96°F or a mere 91°F. Outside. Only 83°F in the bunker. Humid, though. Expect a killing spree at any moment.

*Do pigs really sweat that much?

6 comments:

  1. Pigs don't sweat at all, bro- that's why they wallow.

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  2. 101 in the Canyon this afternoon

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  3. Cranky From The Climate Editor:

    We nekkid apes (& horses) the only mammals that sweat? We had to wallow in the shower for a while.

    No A.C. in the office?

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  4. You effin pussies..try living in that 100+ heat AND humidity off the friggin charts.

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  5. Crankier Editor:

    Hey! It's not easy for pussycats. We can't just take off our fur coats, you know.

    Inside our bunker the temp varies from 82-84°F. All day & all night & all afternoon. No relief.

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  6. well...its 11:30pm here and still friggin hot and humid...so we suffer together Bouffant.

    The local weather idiot says the 100 days are over for this year...where have I heard that one before?

    oh....thats right..last year!

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