You know, in honor of the first white guy who sounded like a "Negro" (& could therefore make some real money for record companies) to be discovered & exploited.
Willie Nelson joke (We heard him tell it on the radio.):
"What were Elvis's last words? 'Corn?'"
(In all fairness, the P. died in some sort of dressing room off his Graceland tee vee room, which had a toilet in it but wasn't just a half-bath or whatever, & he may not have been on the throne when he went.)
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Cripes.
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I'm comin' down there and die on YOUR toilet. Ankle deep in two-ply...
Evacuation Editor:
ReplyDeleteDamn right we got two-ply!
Willie Nelson joke (We heard him tell it on the radio.):
"What were Elvis's last words? 'Corn?'"
(In all fairness, the P. died in some sort of dressing room off his Graceland tee vee room, which had a toilet in it but wasn't just a half-bath or whatever, & he may not have been on the throne when he went.)
Checking obits, looking for Jonah...
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