Advised by the telly that it's Canada Day, the first day of the last six mos. of the yr., & the beginning of National Birthday Wknd. here in Northern North America.
Try not to hurt yourselves, & designate a driver or call a cab, ya hosers.
U.S. celebrants are advised not to blow their stupid hands off w/ explosives.
Added vampire fun: Sweet Blood of Jesus!!
U.S. celebrants are advised not to blow their stupid hands off w/ explosives.
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Oh please..here in Redneckistan..that is what happens this weekend. The rubes buy those shitty fireworks and try to modify them...whereas they blow up in their hands/faces/nads and I will be sitting in a lawn chair watching, whilst under the influence of various drugs/booze.
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ReplyDeleteEveryone we know in the meat-world is celebrating on Sunday, for whatever reason. (Hangovers?)
Nowhere is safe, by the way. Rockets.
No, I sit quite a ways down the block from the rubes. Plus add to it that I do not condone stupidity even from rednecks that are poor and racist..meaning I don't fraternize w/the republican-voting crowd in my neck o' the woods.
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