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You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have an attorney present while you are commenting. If you cannot afford an attorney, you are "Shit Outta Luck" (SOL). Anything you type here can & may be used against you in a court of law or in a personal "beat-down" administered by a staff member or "associate" of this "web log."
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I've got some pretty good blisters to be peeled from building a fence this week. The difference between me and you? I'M NOT GOING TO POST PICTURES OF THEM ON THE INTERNET, BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS HORRIFYING.
ReplyDeletePhoto Ed.:
ReplyDeleteYou see? THE MAN has brain-washed you into self-censorship.
(And please don't tempt us to post worse.)
Cockshots of bleedy dicks or GTFO.
ReplyDeleteOMFG..EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..
ReplyDeleteBrain bleach please..someone..anyone.
My addition is the five gigantic slashes I have on my forearm..thanks to Georgie the midget cat thinking I was a fucking tree yesterday and attempting to scale my arm whilst running at full-friggin-speed.
Had to go get a tetanus shot today..fucking cat is on a weekend timeout.