We haven't shit in our diapers since we stopped wearing them before we developed memory, nor have we ever taken a picture of our wiener (or anything else on our body below our chin).
Please elect us to something; our firm control & tight
asssphincter (the ass itself is pretty flabby) demonstrates how eminently qualified we are!
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