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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Existential ++Agony

It appears we will have to shower (Will not be shaving.) & leave the bunker in search of sustenance. Today. While there's enough pancake batter to postpone exodus for a day, we don't have enough milk. And having et nothing but fish sticks & salmon yesterday, we are lusting for meat.

Also out of coffee.

Nobody knows, & the torture never stops.
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3 comments:

  1. Dr.KennethNoisewater11 June, 2011 17:33

    Bachelorhood sounds incredibly glamorous.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard11 June, 2011 20:27

    Could you substitute water for milk, or would that be a bridge too far?

    I actually cut and peeled a couple of thistle plants to eat- they taste like artichokes.

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  3. M. Bouffant11 June, 2011 21:18

    From The Editor of the Men's Section:

    Oh, we use water in the mix, but one simply cannot have pancakes w/o that glass o'moloko afterwards.

    Thistles w/ Hollandaise, we hope.

    We don't share most of the glamour; there are laws, but it can be summed up thusly: "Sleep all night/Sleep all day/Nuthin' good on tee vee/Anyway"

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