Saturday, May 21, 2011

Now That It's Safe To Mock

(No gloating though. We desperately wanted those fuckers to disappear from the face of the earth.)Tl;dw:Huh? Does it have the Oedipal parts?Oh, wait, it's the soundtrack 45.

Not inspired by this, which we just read:
By late afternoon, a small crowd had gathered in front of Camping's Oakland headquarters. There were atheists blowing up balloons in human form, which were released into the sky just after 6 p.m. in a mockery of the rapture. Someone played a CD of "The End" by the Doors, amid much laughter.

There were also Christians, like James Bynum, a 45-year-old deacon at Calvary Baptist Church in Milpitas, holding signs that declared Harold Camping a false prophet. He said he was there to comfort disillusioned believers.

"Harold Camping will never hand out poisoned Kool-Aid," Bynum said. "It's not that kind of a cult. But he has set up a system that will destroy some people's lives."
Humanoid balloons, funny. A guy there to prey on the vicitims in their moment of need & doubt, typical.

4 comments:

  1. I think that hair is proof of Unintelligent Design.

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  2. Come on! You could smuggle a bottle into Sunday school with it.

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  3. There were also Christians, like James Bynum, a 45-year-old deacon at Calvary Baptist Church in Milpitas, holding signs that declared Harold Camping a false prophet. He said he was there to comfort disillusioned believers.

    You can trust me, baby, I'll treat you right...

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  4. Nostalgia Editor:

    In our day, there was talk of concealing razor blades (for after-school gang rumbles, apparently) in beehive hairdos.

    Oh wait, did you mean hair in general, not just Skeeter's?

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