Internet rumor mill claims Osama bin Laden is dead as a doorknob & the body is in someone's possession. What-fucking-ever.
Now can we focus on the domestic terrorism, social, cultural, educational, scientific, medicinal, financial & economic, that the Republican Party has been waging against the United Snakes for the last thirty-odd yrs.?
No.
ReplyDeleteOne hopes we saved the blood, so that we can mix it into a special memorial batch of Coca-Cola so that all of America can share in the glory.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe we can mount his head on a pike and drag his corpse around behind the President's motorcade and then tie it to the fence in front of the White House for the birds to pick and the crowds to abuse with filth.
I would like to say this is a joke, but I've read suggestions not too far from these from my supposed political fellow-travelers tonight.
And I hear cheering out the window. It's the rest of my whiskey and an early night for me.
++Cynical Editor Notes: No audible cheering here in Koreatown-adjacent Little Bangla Desh, which is, no matter what it's called, majority Hispanic.
ReplyDeleteThe line between conventional wisdom/parrot patriotism & some sort of rationality is drawn.