Sunday, April 17, 2011

Gawd Reads Ryan Budget Plan,
Responds By Killing Crackers

A savage storm system has killed dozens of people across southern US states and left hundreds of thousands without power after they were battered by torrential rain, lightning and hail stones the size of golf balls.

North Carolina was hit by 62 tornadoes, the highest number for two decades.
Gawd hates you fucking people. Why don't y'all just kill yourselves, & save It the trouble?

Plus which, later:
The death toll includes 23 deaths in North Carolina, seven in Alabama, seven in Arkansas, four in Virginia, two in Oklahoma, and one in Mississippi.

1 comment:

  1. My Dad called me (from the hospital, where he is...old age isn't a kind thing) to see if I was o.k.

    West Virginia: rained a lot, but Gawd spared it.

    For now.

    P.S. Ah, here's my WV: oplesse. It's 'oplesse, Sir!
    ~

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