Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Airhead Candidate

Bachmann Touts Her Qualifications

In a Fox News interview, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) explained why she's qualified to be President of the United States:

Said Bachmann: "I have a very broad, extensive background. I'm a student of many years. I've studied a number of, a wide berth of topics. I sit currently on the Intelligence Committee. We deal with the classified secrets and with the unrest that's occurring around the world. I also sit on Financial Services Committee. But again, I've lived life. Tomorrow, I'll be celebrating my 55th birthday, and I've had a wide, extensive life. And again, my background is a very practical, solution-oriented vision."
Wal shee-yit, we've lived our share of life, & probably a significant part of Rep. Bachmann's share too, Crazy Shelley not seeming the type to live live to its fullest, & almost two yrs. more of it. Practical & solution-oriented? That's us too. Practical & final solution-oriented, one could say.

6 comments:

  1. two commas and an ummm from Palin-level word salad.

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  2. A 'wide berth' of topics.

    Still laughing at "Sarah Palin with a brain".
    ~

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  3. I've had a wide, extensive life.

    This could describe a patch of fungus.

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  4. Before going outside she stuffs cotton in her ears so her head doesn't whistle when the wind blows.

    I also want to note her vacant eyes. Someone said "The eyes are the window to the soul"...I'm pretty sure it was Stalin. He was on to something.

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  5. Political Officer Iterates:

    Stalin: Wiser than we think. (There may also be shrinking unguents applied around her eye-sockets keeping her relatively smooth for a 55-yr. old, which results in that exposed/buggy look for the eyeballs themselves.)

    Fungus wins.

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