Watch Out, Current Mrs. Gingrich!

Newtie's probably going to find his next wife somewhere on the campaign trail among the gaggle of female aides w/ the father issues that make so many political marriages possible. Sound familiar, Callista?

Then he'll need a magnifying glass to find his pin-dick.

We'd love to see Kenyan anti-colonialist & incumbent Obama kick converted Catholic hypocrite Gingrich's electoral ass from one end of this great nation to the other.

Then we'd like to see Newton run over by a steamroller. (Not really steam-powered any more, are they?) The most likely scenario, however, would be for the serial adulterer & his fellow useless loser Fred Thompson to get an AM radio show going where they talk about boner pills & whose trophy wife is the youngest, over & over until they die. (Fuck, that's the best idea we've had in a mo. of Sundays. "Newt & Fred's Boner-Pill Time." It's pre-sold! Better call the agent.)