Just Had to Dep't.: That's his official photo; here it is larger & better defined.
*Alternate line: "A masterpiece of the mortician's art." Either way.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Saturday Night Embalmed
Meet the living dead.
Seriously, a masterpiece of taxidermy,* 'though the glass (or just glassy) eyes distract a bit.
Just Had to Dep't.: That's his official photo; here it is larger & better defined.
(We resisted the urge to crop it to just his face & fill the column therewith; no complaining about this lesser assault on the sensibilities.)
*Alternate line: "A masterpiece of the mortician's art." Either way.
Just Had to Dep't.: That's his official photo; here it is larger & better defined.
*Alternate line: "A masterpiece of the mortician's art." Either way.
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