If you're like us (Be happy you aren't!) & enjoy cinema that features humanity & its pathetic constructs being destroyed by merciless biological entities from another planet (See anything from 1953's non-Spielberg War of the Worlds through Independence Day.) especially the construct in which you've watched most of your existence dribble away, Los Angeles (See anything from 1953's non-Spielberg War of the Worlds through Independence Day, & above.) you might have been tempted, sometime this wknd., to plunk down US$15.00 or so to see this latest Hollywood wonder.(Believe us, if The Hollywood Reporter says it blows, it sucks! Hand that feeds you & all.)
Actually, if you're like us you'd just as soon stay safely indoors, w/ the soundtrack volume & bathroom breaks firmly under your control. This can't be much worse than the "only in theaters" version, can it?You'll have to wait until Sat. night, of course. Or.
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