Thursday, February 17, 2011

Spring Training Officially Open

First player popped for a DUI in Florida indicates baseball is just around the corner.
Cabrera, 27, was described in the arrest report as belligerent and combative by officers from the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office, who said Cabrera drank from a bottle of whiskey after they approached his 2005 Land Rover. Cabrera's car was at the side of a road with smoke coming from under the hood.

He refused a breath test, was booked shortly after midnight and released at 7:45 a.m. on $1,350 bond.
The cops are just going to use it in evidence, or pour it out, so slug the rest down while you can. And don't drive a Brit-mobile that'll break down on you like that.

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