Sunday, February 27, 2011

Smaller Gov't. Theory Made Clear

T-Paw, one of we can't remember how many indistinguishable Mid-Western Republican gubners &/or ex-gubners in the thick of the speculation about possible entrants to next yr.'s (Only 10 mos. 'til 2012!) sacrificial lamb event visited that state where they're always shooting people & may have found found his campaign catch phrase:
Invoking former New York gubernatorial candidate Jimmy McMillan,* Pawlenty called for smaller government.

“Do you remember the guy who ran in the NYC mayor’s race who ran his entire campaign on a simple motto?” Pawlenty asked the audience. “He said over and over: ‘The rent is too damn high!’ So here’s our simple motto: The Government’s too damn big!’”

Pawlenty headlined the three-day event and was one of three potential Republican presidential contenders — former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Herman Cain and Texas Rep. Ron Paul were the others — slated to speak.
Ambien®Palookas 2011!!

*(born December 1, 1946),[2] also known as Jimmy Mack,[3] The Black Hulk Hogan,[4] Papa Smurf,[5] Santa Claus on Venus[6] and Rambo,[7] is an American martial arts instructor, former postal worker, private investigator, Vietnam War veteran, perennial candidate, and political activist from Brooklyn, New York.

5 comments:

  1. Don't forget to add <a href="http://wnymedia.net/buffalopundit/2010/10/jimmy-mcmillan-and-those-smurfy-jews/>anti-semite</a> to Mr McMillan's C.V.

    No word on Mr Pawlenty's attitude towards teh J00z yet.

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  2. Uh, sorry about the tagfail- I blame the J00z.

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  3. "Those J00s: Good, Bad Or Smurfy?" Editor Wonders:

    Wow, how'd it let you post that?

    But there's no need to apologize, as you are the only one embarrassed, & no further comments seem to have been harmed.

    T-Paw doesn't know Norm Coleman?

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  4. Oooh Ooooh he said DAAAAMN!
    Jebus will cry!!

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  5. Drunken Sailor Editor Muses:

    You mock, but, Puritan that we are, that crossed our mind. Has he lost the little old Jesus ladies already?

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