According to the Lonely Planet website, out of 180 things to do in Auckland, having a White Lady hamburger from a long, white single-decker bus down a half-dodgy street near a car park has been voted the number one thing to do. And not just that – out of 870 recommended things to do in the entire country of New Zealand – a country of indescribable beauty and incredible history, a country of rugby, and wine, and vista upon vista upon heart-squeezing vista – this street/bus/burger experience comes in at number …Unexpected bonus: Best poetry we've read (by a conservative estimate) this yr.
"Did you know this is the number one recommended thing to do in the whole of New Zealand?" I ask the drunk Israeli. He gives me a look that implies I've just asked to lick his chips, then his burger is ready, and he takes it and leaves.
Then his burger is ready,
and he takes it
and leaves.
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