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Friday, February 4, 2011

America's Shitholes

Snooty elitists at Forbes have once again deigned to look down their noses at America & mock us in our times of trouble.

We were attracted to this because California has eight lovely locales on the list of twenty (Good show, eh?) & four of the first five, including the capital, Sac'to. Our schaden was also well freuded by the fact that the southernmost of these cities is Bakersfield, & other than Vallejo they're inland shitholes, that is, the red parts of the state, where the suburbanites fled to live among the farmers.

Inevitable karmic justice.
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2 comments:

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard05 February, 2011 00:57

    Glad to see my beloved City of Y______ didn't make the list.

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  2. M. Bouffant05 February, 2011 01:36

    Travel Editor Wonders:

    The City of Y______ seems nice enough from your descriptions, though we'll admit we're not always sure whether you're adventuring in the city of NY or just plain Y.

    Are you not telling us something?

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