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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Kill Your Landlord Before He Kills You

Sound advice no matter which side of the pond you find yourself on.
The landlord of Joanna Yeates was today arrested on suspicion of murdering the landscape architect.
Earlier, the landlord lied:
But police yesterday confirmed they were investigating a report from her landlord, former English teacher Chris Jefferies, that he saw three people leaving the flat at around 9pm on that Friday. It is possible that one of the three was Yeates but Jefferies was not able to say if they were men or women.

Yesterday Jefferies refused to give more details to reporters of what he had seen
Also, the guy will be around to fix your leaking/dripping/broken whatever tomorrow.
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2 comments:

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard30 December, 2010 02:39

    My landlord is a good guy. He and I were talking about throwing the upstairs tenant (who hasn't paid his rent for months and tends to leave the door to the building open even when it's 20 degrees out) down the stairs.

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  2. M. Bouffant30 December, 2010 17:45

    Tenants' Rights Editor Warns:

    Attn. Collaborators: The enemy of your neighbor is not always your friend. You could be the next down the stairs.

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