Thursday, November 25, 2010

Gratitude Is An Emotion For Dogs

We're very fucking thankful we're an orphan ("Free at last! Free at last!") & are socially unencumbered for the hideous day.

Be sure to get all the way down on your knees when you're thanking nobody for nothing, crackers.
The family is a corrupt, bourgeois institution.

2 comments:

  1. Can I thank Zardoz for this bottle of rum?

    No kneeling, though.

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  2. Spleen & Crowbar Editor Admits:

    We were a rummy once. 151, of course. Plenty of kneeling before The Throne.

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