Thursday, November 18, 2010

CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING

Wanted: Two big-ass lumps of plutonium or uranium, & something that will smash them together at a very high speed. Contact "M.B.," c/o this web log.

2 comments:

  1. Just hold out for the antimatter, old boy.

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  2. Science Editor Types:

    You mean this? Saw it not long after posting, & almost added "Will trade washing machine on porch & rusty, still-running pick-up for anti-matter."

    ReplyDelete

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