Monday, October 11, 2010

Uh-Oh! Need A Gun, Quick!

We will not settle for golf clubs.
An armed gunman forced his way into a couple's Koreatown apartment on the 700 block of Kingsley Drive early Monday morning where he received $120 from the woman's wallet and two blunt force blows to the head from her golf club. Which subsequently broke in half. And caused brain swelling and bleeding that sent the burglar to the hospital. Koreatown is already on crime watch with 50 reported property crimes in the seven days ending Oct. 4.
More poop, w/ interactive map. Ha ha ha, all to the south of our bunker, where people w/ filthy lucre live. Nothing worth stealing up here. STILL WANT A GUN!@!

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