Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Today's Personal Inventory
(From 1215 PDT)

  1. Clothing Worn: Briefs, T-shirt, bathrobe, flip-flops.
  2. Expeditions Outside: None, not even to check the mail.
  3. Cups of Coffee Consumed: Four or five.
  4. Cigarettes smoked: A lot.
  5. Naps: one.
  6. Was Suffering/Existential Agony/Ennui Experienced? Yes.
    6a. If 6 is "Yes," please describe: Boredom & Idiots (visited approx. 120 webpages).

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