THIRD PARTY HERE AT LAST!!

Via verbose idiot Tunku Varadarajan (Go back to Britain, subject of Her Majesty! You're taking work from Real Americans!) bemoaning the peoples' candidates at a NY goobernatorial debate we give you the Rent Is Too Damn High Party.* Careful, link has loud music that won't stop.

Oh, here's what he has against democracy. Well, we can't entirely blame him.

Pity the poor people of New York: Can there ever have been a state so rich, so abundantly endowed with talent and enterprise, to have had a political choice so abject, so meager, so embarrassing? Had we beamed this debate into the cafes of Baghdad, or the hubble-bubble joints of Kabul and Kandahar, all notions of enlightened America exporting democracy to the benighted of the earth would have evaporated forthwith.

Though we blame him for being so fucking dense. Pity? The people of New York voted for these horror shows. Those were their choices! Perhaps Mr. Varadarajan, being a product of colonialism & all, hasn't quite figured out even what passes for democracy here. A clue: The people vote! Twice! Once in a primary, which led to the candidates on display, & once in a general election. It wasn't Her Majesty's representatives telling the natives for whom they could vote, they did this to themselves.

*We can't believe this isn't the largest party in the nation, but considering how long you fucking sheep have been living on horse- & bull-shit we aren't that surprised.