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Thursday, October 21, 2010

OBITS:
Rotten John Lydon's Step-Daughter;
Penthouse Publisher

Funny (& mean) not to put the corpses' names in the headline. Fuck 'em, they're dead. Come on back & haunt us, corpses. We double-dog-dare you!

Ari Up was only 48. Undisclosed illness. Hope it wasn't rock&roll what killed her.

Guccione was almost 80. Died in Plano, Texas. Frankly, given the choice, we'd check out of Plano as well. Like so many, he was cursed w/ the cliché of dying "after a long battle with cancer" by the L.A. Times. Christ on a crutch, has anyone, ever, just given the fuck up & keeled right over when cancer went "Boo!" at them? Or is it only the well-known & obituaried who are noble enough to battle?

But was it cancer? In this 2002 shot, it would appear the alien being on his head is sucking most of the non-bone matter out of his head.
Why would one bother to sport a (bad) rug but not trim the eyebrows? People are entirely beyond our comprehension.
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4 comments:

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard21 October, 2010 00:45

    Too bad about Ari Up, she was too young.

    RIP "Gooch"- it's a dark day for wankers.

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  2. M. Bouffant21 October, 2010 19:30

    Self-Abuse Editor Qualifies:

    For wankers w/o an imagination or an active fantasy life, yes. We're OK, though ...

    Right back.

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonald22 October, 2010 14:29

    He looks like one of those "bodies" plasticized guys.

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  4. M. Bouffant22 October, 2010 18:21

    Morbid Ed. Said:

    We've seen those in person. (Or "in corpse.") Not nearly as creepy as the Gooch, but of course they weren't moving.

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