Thursday, September 16, 2010

Breeder Scum

Do you think Christine O'Donnell made this no wanking shit from whole cloth all by her lonesome? Hah! It was made from whole cloth by her Church. We quote from the Book Of Slate:
Under "Offenses against chastity," the church's Catechism says this:
By masturbation is to be understood the deliberate stimulation of the genital organs in order to derive sexual pleasure. "Both the Magisterium of the Church, in the course of a constant tradition, and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action." "The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose." For here sexual pleasure is sought outside of "the sexual relationship which is demanded by the moral order and in which the total meaning of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love is achieved."
masturbation is an intrinsically and seriously disordered act. The main reason is that, whatever the motive for acting this way, the deliberate use of the sexual faculty outside normal conjugal relations essentially contradicts the finality of the faculty. For it lacks the sexual relationship called for by the moral order, namely the relationship which realizes "the full sense of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love." All deliberate exercise of sexuality must be reserved to this regular relationship.
Oops, speaking of which, gotta go.

4 comments:

  1. As posted on my blog:

    NO FAPPING

    P.S. I grant fair use for this image. But don't get carried away!
    ~

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  2. NO WANKING, EVER! Editor Protests Loudly:

    Hey!! C'mon now. Our not-Canadian (Cuban, actually) gal pal showed up semi-unexpectedly, & we couldn't finish our little quote-fest in the usual grand petering-out style. Really.

    (The Canadian gal pal is back in Mendacious McGravitas territory.)

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  3. fair use

    Good luck with that.

    WV says I should read more Platoe, but that's clearly an imperfect form.

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  4. Late Again Editor Clarifies:

    No, no. Play-Doh. Read Play-Doh.

    ReplyDelete

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