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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sloth-Generated (Stolen) Wrap-Up

  1. Palin and Johnston Call off Second Engagement
    The night they got back together after calling it quits the first time in March 2009, Levi told Bristol that he may have fathered a baby with another teenage girl.
    Read original story in ABC News | Wednesday, Aug. 4, 2010
  2. Greece's Suicide Rate Has More Than Doubled Since Last Year
    And officials think it has something to do with the financial crisis.
    Read original story in Digital Journal | Wednesday, Aug. 4, 2010
  3. Wyclef Jean Will Run for President of Haiti
    He's been hinting at it for weeks, but the Haitian-born star is expected to make his candidacy official on "Larry King Live" tomorrow night.
    Read original story in CNN | Wednesday, Aug. 4, 2010
  4. Britain Doesn't Know How Much of its Meat Comes From Clones
    But regulators are looking into the matter after a report revealed that a clone-derived bull had illegally hit the market and been eaten last year.
    Read original story in The Independent | Wednesday, Aug. 4, 2010
  5. Woman Arrested for Using 911 as Dating Service
    Bernadette Music is facing charges of disorderly conduct after authorities say she failed to grasp what counts as an emergency.
    Read original story in WCPO | Wednesday, Aug. 4, 2010
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4 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©04 August, 2010 16:52

    Delivering content isn't easy.

    Ever for a sloth.
    ~

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  2. M. Bouffant04 August, 2010 17:19

    Editorial Editor Edits:

    Content is fascist theft.

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  3. Glennis04 August, 2010 22:16

    I am so sad about the Palin/Johnston break-up. We will miss the spectacle of the planned camouflage vests for the groom, groomsmen, and (baby Tripp) ring-bearer. It sounded so promising.

    I was really curious about the catering menu, the DJ playlist, and was hoping to see the photos posted at the MIL's Facebook page.

    The wedding-planner industry laments.

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  4. M. Bouffant04 August, 2010 23:35

    Society Pages Editor Fondly Recalls:

    Ah, the good old days when the Clintons were hillbilly trash who didn't belong in the White House.

    And that horrid Billy Carter?

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