"I Hate Music"

We're proud there's nothing but shock value & yellow journalism here (if the inanity of quotidian emptiness isn't read). In meat-space, the most literally-shocking line we ever delivered was this item's title. (To a fellow Kinkos wage-slave, a gothette, to fulfill your stereotypical expectations. People w/ whom one must associate in the grim, futile marathon of real-world survival can often be amazingly square, even in sympathetic guise. Crazy kids.)

Sure it was hyperbolic, but at the time it was all telebision &/or sleeping for us in the world beyond the no horizon-in-sight endless grind & humiliation of wage-slaving.

Anyway, we deadpanned it well enough for her jaw to drop appreciably. Actually shocked, not mere épater les bourgeois, "Ha-ha, you so crazy, Bouff," shocking, but "He could mean that, WTF?" shocking. Someone else should have been there too.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is probably not joking, unless the usual "Is this anything but the longest running performance art bit in recorded history?" (Or, as the old school knew it, a hoax.) is applied.

Antidote.'Til you puke!