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Sunday, June 6, 2010

We Have Always Despised Elton John

So we don't get the big deal about his whoring his assfingers & vocal cords for Rush Limbaugh's Incestfestvirgin sacrifice in Florida.
Rogers told the Post in 2008 that the couple's age gap is part of what makes the romance work.

"I grew up so differently, traveling around the world, that I'm sometimes not able to relate to the average person my age," Rogers said. "Rush has such amazing experience."
Oh, indeed he does. And an example of the former Ms. Rogers' sophistication & accomplishments:
The couple met six years ago, while she was running a charity golf tournament and Limbaugh was in the process of divorcing for the third time.
More People info:
Rogers is a direct descendant of President John Adams, and her father attended the U.S. Naval Academy with the future Arizona Senator (and 2008 Republican Presidential candidate) John McCain, reports NewsCore.

The wire service also quotes the new bride as saying of the couple's 26-year age gap: "I'm sometimes not able to relate to the average person my age."
If your skin isn't crawling yet, you should probably consult a dermatologist as soon as possible.
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6 comments:

  1. Smut Clyde06 June, 2010 23:35

    What, Elton John of "Bush is the worst thing that ever happened to America" fame? Is he not an unperson?

    It's almost as if the 5-Minute Hate directed at McCartney is purely posturing for the rubes, and not taken seriously by the ideologues.

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  2. M. Bouffant07 June, 2010 00:05

    Foolishly Consistent Editor Sniffs:

    E.J.'s genius is to ask a million for his show. (Or better, to claim he does so publicly, while offering a big discount.)

    That terrible lack of seriousness has been leading our editorial board to more calls for murder & abuse & fewer for reasoned, civil discussion.

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  3. Smut Clyde07 June, 2010 03:03

    Oh yes, his value as conspicuous-consumption bling outweights his value as a symbol for keeping the bloggosphere in a froth.

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  4. A. Cne07 June, 2010 08:06

    I feel that you must some more information regarding Elton John which will make your blog more popular.

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  5. Hamish Mack07 June, 2010 19:00

    That's so true! More Eltonblogging pleaz

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  6. M. Bouffant07 June, 2010 20:57

    Pattern Editor Observes:

    A. Cne ... Another KEE-WEE.

    Are we reading too much into this?

    Either way, we'll stick w/ Elton Dean. No we won't, he's dead! Huh? Did we know & forget? Anyway, two mos. before his death.

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