Quote Of The Day/Moron Of The Month

As we walked out the front gate of the bunker this afternoon, the slumlord (he identified himself to the person on the other end as "Dr. [REDACTED]," the name on the rent check) was standing in front, speaking to someone on his mobile while reading this sign:

Then the fucking moron asked: "Who's Lamar?"

We began laughing aloud the instant we realized who "Lamar" was (took a moment to connect the fool & the sign) & almost turned around to advise Dr. [REDACTED] what a cretin he is to his face, but as our version of the explaining voice has inspired threats to our very person (We often punctuate it w/ derisive laughter, pointing & threats to remove the explainee & his/her descendants from the gene pool immediately & by any means necessary.) discretion prevailed. (We're learning.)

We really should have asked Dr. Dense what sort of a "doctor" he is, so we could warn potential patients, but the public safety be damned, that's the sort of thing that could lead to further homelessness for us, or unemployment, in the case of WaPo employees.

Injury added to the insult to our intelligence: Is it right that someone that ignorant/stupid is a (self-proclaimed, at least) doctor who makes enough money to be a rent-taking slumlord, w/ the assistance of the U.S. Dep't. of HUD & the City of L.A. Housing Authority, while (merely as an example, mind you) we toil & suffer in obscurity & poverty?