Time To Start A Death Pool

For Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller.

We can only suppose that the high-school intern who typed this has no idea what "all over the map" really means. We are damn certain that neither "all over the map," "all over the place," nor even "everywhere" are the equivalent of spending the day in FOX News' Washington Studios.

"Hault!! Come back here w/ that Uranium!"

We'll be generous & figure they have six more mos. Maximum.

MOMENTS LATER: From the comments:

And on top of all that, there’s a rumor that a camera-phone docudrama of Tucker standing at a urinal in Reagan National yesterday, next to Henry Kissenger, and politely waiting the whole half-hour it took Old Hank to take a leak, is about to be released on YouTube. Supposedly, the small-talk they engaged in was Henry regretting the double-dealing he did with the Viet Nam peace talks, while he was acting as a triple-agent with France and China, and Tucker awe-struck when he asked Hank what ‘Jill St. John was really like’, and Hank gave him the blow-by-blow details. A busy Tuesday indeed, Mr. Carlson.