Thursday, February 18, 2010

On Hiatus

Expect typing here to be light. We're off to flight school, having been overcome w/ a sudden, burning desire to know how to start a plane (anybody's plane) & get it in the air. We'll let Gawd be our co-pilot for the landing.

As soon as we have that under our belt, expect a long & detailed diatribemanifesto concerning all the Nazi/gov't. motherfuckers who are out to get us. (They'll all be sorry.)

3 comments:

  1. Straighten up and fly right, MB. Happy landings

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  2. Thank goodness!

    I thought you said "On Hiatt Us!"

    I expected that you would be informing us that you were taking a job at a formerly respected national newspaper with plans to fill it with Bush-era torture apologists/fans.
    ~

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  3. Driven Mad By The U.S. Gummint Editor Types:

    We can't take any jobs, the gov't. won't let us. (Imagine how broken up we are about that!)

    Straighten up? What's that supposed to mean? We have to zig-zag to keep the black helicopters from blowing us out of the sky.

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