From The Fear Files

Tea Party Movement has the hot poop on the Muslin terrist trial run thwarted by some guy who missed the flight but heard about it on the Internet, & since, after all, he could have made his connection, & might have stood up like a man to the rag-head porno photographer, figured he might as well get his almost-adventure story to the public.

Once the gentleman got and proceeded to get off other [passengers] not with the group stood up and started to move forward yelling that they didn't want to fly with the rest of the group because all of them were making them feel uncomfortable.

What's wrong w/ these people? Don't they know that Muslins, like animals, can smell fear? Sweet Jesus, if their reaction to every beard-wearing bozo sporting a table cloth is to lift their skirts & run around like post-decapitation chickens, perhaps This Once Great Nation of Ours™ can be forced into submissionIslam by the barbarian hordes.