When we tune to the Weather Channel & weather weasel supreme Al Roker, in order to report to the self-important parts of the nation, is on live at 0300 local & mere miles away from us in the rich folks' city of hillside houses now threatened by muck, we start to worry.
Worry that no rich creeps will lose their houses & poor Al will have come out here & gotten up so early for nothing.
Currently In Effect: Coastal Flood Warning, Coastal Flood Advisory, Coastal Flood Watch, High Surf Advisory, High Wind Warning. Does the Federal Gov't. confuse us w/ sheep, to be herded about by their Terror Threat Levels & Flood Warnings?
Insulting AL ROKER?
ReplyDeleteAren't we bold nature mockers, now!
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Whatever Editor Drones:
ReplyDeleteYour comment confused us until we noticed we'd sort of called Al a "weasel." Heh. We weren't insulting him, we were alliterating him!
We know it's hard to catch w/ us (Hard for us to express, too.) but we were sympathetic to Al, jet-lagged, standing under the lights in the cold & dark at 0300.
And hey, what do you care, Mr. I-never-turn-the-tee-vee-on-any-more?
I was implying that making fun of Roker was likely to result in a personal tsunami or lightening strike for the mocker.
ReplyDelete(So in fact it was I who was actually making fun of Al.)
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Nervous Ed. Begs:
ReplyDeletePls. stop making us nervous about retribution for our Internet sociopath persona.