Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Last Bonanzan Bites Dust, Rides Into Sunset
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We mention it only because we like to write obit headlines.
ReplyDeleteI hope you've got something prepared for when the USA kicks the bucket.
Doesn't look like it's gonna last much longer.
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From The Coffin of The Obit Ed.:
ReplyDelete"Beacon of Hope Extinguished Forever?"
Nah, going to be a long, slow, drawn-out & excruciating series of events. Actual time of death for an organism this size is very hard to call ...
Candy is still alive, I believe.
ReplyDeletePoetic Obit License Editor Sadly Admits:
ReplyDeleteYes, but to qualify the title w/ "Of Original Cast Members" wouldn't have been nearly as much fun.
First (of the original cast, mind you) to leave the show, yet last of the cast to die. Hmmmm. Work does kill you.