The North American Aerospace Defense Command, which monitors the North American airspace, on Thursday set up an official "Santa Tracker" on its website (www.noradsanta.org) in seven languages to find the current location and upcoming stops of Santa and his storied reindeer.
Internet giant Google, which recently began powering the mapping initiative, allowed Santa enthusiasts to locate the sleigh using its geographic information program Google Earth and provided 3-D video of Kris Kringle flying over major city hubs like Sydney.
At 14:35 GMT, the fat man in the red outfit was in Pyongyang, capital of the North Korean hermit state, according to NORAD's radars.
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
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More creeping gummint/corporate entity cooperation.
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The publisher thanks Google/Bugger for denecessitating verification. (Not that we need explain anything to anyone.)
Santa and his storied reindeer
ReplyDeleteStoned reindeer, baby!
Or, more properly, pissed.
If those rain dears hadn't sold out to the corporatists already, you can be damn sure NORAD missiles would be taking the furry little liberal-fascists out.
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ReplyDeleteActual St. Nick is Turkish, right? We rest our case. "Santa Claus has a red suit/Must be a terrorist." Damn furries.
Our friend & sexual associate has a whole damn book entitled "Santa Was a Shaman," or something close, so we'll be forwarding B 2 tha 4's item to her.
However: Please post "TRIGGER!" before providing a link to the drinking of, well, anything (but esp. that) on Xmas & New Yr.'s Days ...