Tuesday, December 8, 2009

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!! RICH DUDE MURDERED!!

Whatever. No doubt deserved it, if only because he took on a client unsavory enough to kill him on conviction. Or something. What actually caught our eye was:
Neighbors said Tidus’ wife told them he went outside to get a laptop computer from his car, a Prius, but didn’t make it back after a shot rang out last night. They said they saw the laptop on the lawn, and blood was visible on the driveway.
Extensive & careful telebision viewing tells us that the spouse is always suspect numero uno; assuming she's telling the truth here, was there someone lying in wait for the decedent att'y. to come out & get his laptop? That's a lot of lying & waiting on the off chance that he'll come out to get his devil-box.

And what's so important about his car being a Prius? We didn't get a brand name for the laptop.

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