A mere $549.00 (Plus, of course, a $9.95 fee.) to attend the First Annual National Nit-Wit Convention. (In a special tribute to the long & honored tradition of nasal whining from rural Southerners as a hallmark of national right-wing/reactionary discourse, it's being held at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel & Convention Center, rat thar in Nashville, Tenn.)
Our guess is you'd get a better return on your money going to a book in Vegas & putting down some money on the likelihood of the "Special Keynote Speaker" actually showing up:
A quick statement of something from the National Tea Bagging Party (Tea Party Nation, if you insist.):
We are amused by the "believe in ... our Military" part, as if we all must clap our hands & BEE-LIEVE! or the military will suddenly blink out of existence. Funny, isn't it, that there's no mention of the actual Constitution, & only one of the amendments of the Bill of Rights seems at all important to them. Their mastery of Constitutional law is probably equivalent to their mastery of the English language, of course, so we can't expect too much.
Credit where due (You don't think this crap just magically appears on the screen do you?):
LG&M.
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Unbelievably Cynical Web Log Watch Ed. Sez:
ReplyDeleteUntil Chuck-o stops his fascist registration & comment deletion policies he is still a fascist in our Book Of Freedom.
And wasn't he an ordinary, not terribly political bugger before The Day That Changed Everything™? Said day having changed everything for sensible people for about two wks. Took Mr. Johnson about eight yrs. to pull his head out of his ass, & if there's another "attack" on our country his pants will be wet & he'll be under the bed quivering in fear again.