Much ado about Jonah Goldberg getting a million dollar advance for another shot at those hateful words & cliches liberals (& the state-run media) use to point out what insufferable whining jerks the son of Lucianne & his ilk are.
We're dulled out by digging through the muck of web log inanity, & therefore have barely followed this revolting development, but the million dollar figure bandied about must be a piss-off-the-libs move. Publisher Sentinel, a Penguin imprint set up in a last-ditch attempt to cash in on bulk purchases of the latest Book That Every Conservative Must Display on The Coffee Table, is not to be taken seriously either.
So relax, typists. It's not the end of the world. Though we wonder if this carefully researched & detailed pantload will make it to the shelves by 2012, when it will be the end of the world.
It's hard to worry about it except that that million could have bought me a lotta drugs. Should even be funny.
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We expect painfully funny. To the point you'll need those million-dollar meds.