Friday, November 20, 2009

Police Terror: The War On Holidays

Sobriety Checkpoint in Sherman Oaks Tonight

As with every weekend, the LAPD is out to nab drunkards off the streets. This weekend's DUI checkpoint, scheduled for 8 p.m. to 3 a.m., is in Sherman Oaks, just south of the 101 Freeway on Van Nuys Boulevard at Hortense./div>
Thank you, LAist.

They kid you not: Last wknd., aesthete-ing about on the actual Eastside, while headed toward Chicken Boy, we noted a motorcycle officer lurking in a driveway along fabled Rte. 66 (known as Figueroa St. on that stretch) & later, at the third stop on the Art Drive (It's L. A., baby. Yeah, there are local "walks," but get real!) while out for a smoke & to check the Indian-stylee taco truckroach coach for edibility or a letter grade, we observed two motor cops busting two different drivers, on each of the streets forming the corner on which we were hanging. Forewarned is forearmed, & we want Americans to be armed & dangerous. W/ information, we mean.

4 comments:

  1. I'm sure roaches have plenty of essential nutrients.

    Spiders think so, at least!
    ~

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  2. Entomology Ed. Notes:

    Not the spiders around here.

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  3. I had a blockade right in front of my apartment building once. It was exciting night-time viewing. Tears, anger, hilarity, everything.

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  4. Embargo Editor Asks:

    Blockade? What are you, Cuba?

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