Saturday, November 28, 2009

Nobody Knows The Troubles, Suffering & Agony We Undergo Each & Every Fucking Day

Our patriotic observance of Don't Buy Nuthin' Day yesterday has not brought the consumer society to its knees, begging for discretionary income. It has resulted in the emptying of the cupboards (Flagrant lie: Our bunker has neither cupboards, nor an oven.) & refrigerator; we are forced not only to leave the house but to go some distance to purchase stuff. This necessitates showering, & a shower on re-entering the bunker, to wash the stench & filth of commerce (& humanoids) from the sacred temple of our body, as well as various other indignities we will not recount for you, as we have yet to fabricate them.

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for the good words, sweetie!

    I didn't buy one thing and talked quite a few people out of doing so.

    Hurrah for us!

    And get off our lawn.

    S

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  2. Addicted Editor Announces:

    We did buy cigarettes & a fish-wrapper yesterday.

    Today's shopping was only for what passes as food.

    No gifts for anyone but ourself. (Starting to sound like a personal problem.)

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