Sunday, November 29, 2009

Crummy Game Not Redeemed By Fight At End

The punk-ass losers of UCLA couldn't summon the intestinal fortitude to give the long-suffering fans something to enjoy at the end of this snoozefest.
So the Trojans let 'er rip, throwing a long touchdown pass and then celebrating it with a taunting ferocity that brought the Bruins onto the field on the verge of a brawl.
But no.
The last 90 seconds of Los Angeles' 79th crosstown showdown had more action than the first 58 1/2 minutes, even if it was just a few extra fireworks at the close of No. 24 USC's workmanlike 28-7 victory Saturday night.
The Trojans also whipped the Bruins in prankery.
Oooh, we're scared of you, coppers!

3 comments:

  1. Left of Attila The Hun Editor Notes:

    We like to think we're not yet part of your "civilized" world out here.

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  2. Sounds like a good name for a Norwegian Black Metal bass guitarist.

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