Not having douched since last Sun., there will be a pause in the disaster as we hose ourself off.
The solitary life is quite enjoyable, until the stench dominates. Fortunately, 40+ yrs. of drinking, smoking, spicy (often "furrin") food & the like have left our receptors barely able to notice a gas leak. Really, it's the grease build-up in the hair (from our all-meat, all the time diet) that motivates this.
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