Friday, October 23, 2009

Help!

Would someone please blow something up, get caught w/ a live boy/dead girl, strangle a puppy on video, something?

For gawd's sake, people, an absurdity like "Roger Ailes to run in 2012?" is the biggest blather in the blather-verse. We'd have a better chance in 2012. (The Just Another Blog™ Law is that Gerald Ford was the last balding/bald president the telebision electorate will elect. No fat dudes, either.)

Anything to relieve our advanced jadedness. Anything.

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