We're thinking ("The pain. Ooooh, the pain.") there may be a need for a Commissioner of Religion, who will not allow the egregious tampering w/ other teams' players that Pope Ratzi has just committed. (Not dissimilar to Nixon's Southern Strategy.)
Hitler's Pope does have a great idea though: Shove, stuff, poke, prod or lever every possible religious numb-nut he can into the Catholic camp. That should result in real popularity in another thirty to forty yrs. Not that the current Bishop of Rome is likely to be around another four yrs., let alone forty. (Always a forward-thinking institution, the Catholic Church traditionally installs wretched old men w/o families, friends, or much longer to live as their Supreme Dear Holy Leader Father Hierarch. Good thing the bead-rattlers don't have nukes. Do they?)
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